When I go to the beach and I'm coming back to land from the water, I stay horizontal in the shallow water and pull myself to shore and pretend I'm an alligator.
When somebody is driving a car through the snow at night, if I'm in the passenger's seat I pretend I'm on a space ship and the snowflakes flitting past the windshield are stars flying by at warp speed.
When I'm in the shower sometimes I sit down and close my eyes and pretend I'm in an alley in the rain and I'm the Maxx from that comic. Then the shower curtain sticks to my leg and the illusion is shattered.
When I'm listening to really exciting music I do the crazy dance and pretend I'm Andrew WK. Sometimes when I'm walking downtown.
When I'm running and I have my black coat on, I push my elbows inside the coat so that it billows out a bit and looks like Max Payne.
When I read I like to pull my glasses down to the end of my nose and pretend I'm a wizard.
When I was a kid I used to bite off bits of my toast until it was shaped like a gun. I still do sometimes.
When I think about things, I put them online and pretend I'm a writer.
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ReplyDeleteAfter I wash my hair, I wrap a towel around my wet head and pretend it's a turban and I'm a powerful maharaja.
ReplyDeleteKatherine, I wish there was a "like" button for blogspot.
ReplyDeleteThat's awesome.
Whenever I walk around outside wearing sun glasses, I act like I'm the secret service, escorting someone in public.
ReplyDeleteI often have conversations with myself in the form of answering silent questions from Peter Mansbridge.